Well there is now.
Congrats to Shakhtar for winning the last ever UEFA Cup, as it morphs into the Europa League (lol) next season. Werder can feel more than hard done by though after a last minute goal was chalked out to some debate. Yet the fact that their two talismen where watching from the stands means that they didn't quite shoot themselves in the foot, more blew off a couple of toeses.
Anything of interest? Haven't really been paying attention.
Good article on Newcastle United's (mis)fortunes here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/may/21/newcastle-united-relegation-paul-weaver