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...Did Jesus break his own mother's hymen?
What are you trying to say? That the mother of Our Lord was nobbed by a donkey? You filthy fuck - I'm calling the police/priest.
for hundreds of years...
It is in the bible that after Jesus she had several 'normal' kids with the divinely cuckolded Jesus.
So... at the point of her death and ascension into heaven she was not a virgin. That's right Papal-guys. 'Virgin' Mary is nothing of the sort. She probably loved it; went like a privy-door when the plague's in town - that sort of thing.
a) The bible doesn't say this.
b) How do you cuckold your own son?
It just depends how you interpret, erm, shall we say, Matthew 4:16? I'm pretty sure Matthew 4:16 exists.
I think you mean Matthew 14 - and I interpreted it as an ambiguous list of names.
a) Yes it does.
b)I meant the divinely cuckolded JOSEPH. Poor Guy.
The original term apparently was used for half-brothers or cousins too...
I refuse to believe you.
Have you read any Ballard?
problems of translation from some old language to another !
between the different churches (catholic, orthodox, protestant...)
Likewise, when they were getting eye-witness statements from those that were there, they asked Mary if she was a virgin and she said: "Hell yeah!"
That lady was on message.
she lost it jumping from a springboard before she had jesus.
Mary loved it by the way. I heard she could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.