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Someone just said to the pregnant woman here "at least you still look the same from the back."
Schoolboy error. Everyone knows the proper protocol is:
1) Ask when she's due.
2) Pretend to care.
that you only ask 1) when you are 100% sure that the female in question is with child
and then before anyone can reply go round the office describing what each person will be doing this weekend (S: you will be decorating and maybe walk part of the Thames path, M: you will also be decorating very very slowly and also doing nothing else, L: you will be mowing the lawn or some other garden-based chore and also possibly going for a walk, G: you will be doing nothing whatsoever).
They love me here.