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Typewriter or lathe?
But two of my mates once had a 'Corn off'.
The guy employing the typewriter took 20 seconds. The lathe (combined with a touch of typewriter for extra speed purposes) managed a whole cob in under 10.
it was, to this day, one of the most awesome things I've ever seen.
He also on the same night disproved the theory that you can't eat more than 4 Jacobs Cream Crackers without drinking liquid. He managed 15 in a minute and was still going after the watch stopped...
I never subscribed to the 4 max theory - I've also DiSproved it myself.
But 15 in one minute is going some. That's good going. Although I did once eat a whole box of Crackerbreads in one sitting.
I got it wrong, it was 8 in a minute, 15 in total. Still about 5 more than I could do I reckon
there's no shame in 8.
Ricecakes would be harder than Jacobs Cream Crackers. Cream Crackers are ever so slightly creamy/buttery.
Not timed though.
My other brother once downed 2 litres of happy shopper cola in less than 30 seconds. They promptly sicked it all back up.
Drinking Rola Cola (tm Peter Kay) is not good at the best of times.
bad gums..once I've devoured one it's covered in bloody teeth marks