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A new toothbrush, lovely.
My Dad just got a toothbrush out that has a picture of a car on the handle, but I think I might swipe it because he hasn't used it yet.
But I need to replace it with a placebo, or he'll suspect something awful.
Morning blowjobs (receiving [I've never given])
it was a definate highlight.
a cuppa usualy does it, esspecialy when you have it with a biscuit with cow puns on like: Cowasaki (pic of a cow on a motor bike), Heffervesant (pic of a sparkly cow), Cow Hide (pic of a cow peeking from behind a tree), Bull Dozer (sleepy bull)...
i quite like malted milk, they have cows on.
but with added puns
LA LA LA LAAAA
*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*
wearing nothing but socks and pants
being given a cup of tea after crying your eyes out
writing with a really sharp pencil
when your girlfriend/boyfriend laughs at a bad joke you made
on Christmas Day.
amazing amount of pleasure
I hate when boys leave their socks on it looks silly!
like a chicken?
-really good coffee at 11 o clock
-when your hair looks good and you have done nothing to it
Smiling at ladies.
Visit to the record store... with a chat.