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I'm pretty sure you're a perv of some kind. Chatting up stick men is wrong man.
It's okay if you're one too: http://zapsta.blogspot.com/2004/09/adventures-of-zapsta.html
in that case carry on fella, pitty you got rumbled at that airport though. The stick lady will never look at you now.
what I actually did was - after I saw on Facebook that her favourite musician was Elliott Smith - wear my Elliott Smith t-shirt to every gig, party and social occasion I thought she might be at. Better yet?
Hey Zapsta, have you heard of a band called Cobras Cobras Cobras, they're my favourite.