1. Conversation skills will get you Leia'd
2. When you go to the convention, don't think that you can just go up to a Vulcan dressed as a Ferengi. You're wacked.
3. Fennesz can transmit lunar language frequencies capable of being understood by any Lunar schooner. It's good times.
4. Don't overhype the vespa
5. You don't wanna go right up there and hit him in the face.
6. You've never had sex in the NCC-1701. Don't play that. He already knows.
7. If you've never even listened to the last Arctic Monkey's album, don't be ashamed, just play it up like...yeah I've been on Mars...for 12,000 parsecs...or shall we say...sex..(you're real smooth)
8. You can hear Chipcore in space so don't try to get around that one.
9. Kling ons don't drink. Don't go there, she'll love you long time.
10. Last, but not least rock it all night long, rock your uniform real tight and don't be afraid to modernize the hair cut...put some space dust in there...Not quite Noel Fielding but more or so Julian Barret. That's what you want. You're on your way to sweet lovin...all that bs about not sound in space is up for interpretation.......