this is about my sister's friend...
she was dog-sitting an old dog for friends, one afternoon checks dog and it had died :(
she rings the friends who are sad, but say because of age of dog was not completely unexpected...could she take it to vet to get death certificate. it is 4.15..vet shuts at 5
she rings taxi firm to say would they let her travel with dog, they would buit would not get her there in time
so she decides to go on tube
puts dog in massive suitcase..lumps it to the station on tube and to desired station, escalator broken she tries to heave it up the stairs. A man sees her struggling and offers to help, christ this is heavy he says..what you got in there? not wanting to say a dead dog she says erm, computer parts. They get to the top of the stairs and the man legs it with the case, obviously thinking they are valuable bits.
she chases but gives up
imagine some man getting home opening case expecting juicy imacs or something and getting big dead dog :)