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Did anyone watch the EUROVISION semifinals tonight?
I did, cos I'm a tosser and joined in aon 'family time' which involved watching camp kitschy crap. All the eastern europeans voted for each other. Irleand didn't get through, I was glad tho. Britain's entry looks like an even worse, photocopy Leona Lewis type, absolute drivel, but y'know, I hoep ye do alright.
Serbia didn't get through, even though they had little bald dwarf guys dancing around and a fat Salman Rushdie-in-a-Don-King-wig guy singing. Moldova was good, it was like a Gogol Bordello type track.
Azerbaijan was good cos the bird was well fit.
That Vodianova model hosted it, she be pretty and Russian and stuff. Her co-host was a funny little Russian guy with a mullet and wandering hands. I reckon she'll sue him for sexual harrasment. GOOD TIMES.