(sincere apologies, i do hate myself for these threads, i really do)
but i've tossed it over and decided the best thing is to just do it.
i'm gonna man the fucking hell up. smirk in the face of adversity. kick aside inadequacies. puff out my chest. piss in the wind. damn straight ask her for a bloody drink at work. a quiet moment. 'do you fancy going for a'. etc etc. plain as day. sober as a nun. easy as flan. pop a cherry on her head and lick her like a sundae.
but how is best?. best way for dignity/damage limitation. best way for lookin most charming. etc
anyone coming to say 'just do it however man. carp the dee umm' can swizzle. i need specifics and plans and schemes and details.
i mean. end of shift?. before a weekend?. casual invite?. strong suggestion of a date?. am i breezy and nonchalent?. should i stutter and stumble like a happy shopper hugh grant?. get her number off someone and do it on a text?. etc etc.