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Tell me a bad joke.
June's gonna be a FUN MONTH!
we should form a comedy double-act or something.
What do you call a judge with no fingers?
Q. Why did the Russian push his wife over a cliff?
A. To kill her.
Because he had to get UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY.
I don't hav a cadillac.
why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?
at least acne waits until you're a teenager before it comes on your face
Because he was meat n potato
A topographical error
cos he was too far out.
(eagle eyed readers may notice i stole this from hush arbors on sunday)
and surface with a trout?
HE'S AN OTTOMAN
Because jungle is massive.
Q. Why did the architect have his house made backwards?
A. So he could watch TV at the same time.
'i dont get it'