My colleague is in now - we're competing against eachother seemingly as 2 people into 1 position apparently doesn't fit. Especially not when you're a bit fat like me. I was completely becalmed until about 6 minutes ago and I'm now utterly crapping myself. ARGH!

You don't want to know this at all of course but it's making me feel slightly less suicidal by beginning this thread. Thanks.

Subway sandwiches are fucking horrid.