Steve Coppell quits as Reading manager after his side lose to Burnley. Two wundergoals gave the Lancashire side a 3-0 aggregate win.

Seriously, with the players they've got, how did Reading not get promoted? Answers at the bottom of this thread please.

In other news:

Stevie G *SHUDDERS* named Footall writers player of the year. Desereved I'd say. Can't think of many other candidates.

Alex to be offered new deal at Chelsea

Alisher Usmanov looks set to inject some cash into Arsenal.

Rafa Benitez is lining up a £15million 'take it or leave it' offer for Valencia frontman David Silva

Carlos Tevez could move to Man Citeh. I feel this is going to be repeated ad nauseum

Mark Viduka has told Mike Asley to appoint She-ra as full-time manager.

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