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horn puns please

alcxxk [Edit] [Delete] 99 replies 17:45 May 12th, 2009

i've put together a horn-section-for-hire and would like a name for it. Horn In The USA is the sort of thing im looking for, but we'renot in or from the USA. Horn Slippy? help me pls

actually Horn To Be Wild is currently winning

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Children of the Horn

Balonz | 12 May '09, 17:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
feelin' horny

grouchland | 12 May '09, 17:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
horn of the dead?

alcxxk | 12 May '09, 17:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- you've blown it
  
  blaaast @alcxxk | 12 May '09, 17:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ...brassphemy.
    
    Matt_J @blaaast | 12 May '09, 20:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
...

Hardcore Hornography

Splenic_Artery | 12 May '09, 17:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- There's already a group called 'Hornography'. They played with Supergrass on the 2nd album.
  
  TheoGB @Splenic_Artery | 13 May '09, 10:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horny Blighters

It works, cos you're in the UK. And you're massively priapic at all times of the day.

brokenchairs | 12 May '09, 17:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn

but with a font that looks like Korn with their backwards r

Lucien | 12 May '09, 17:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- The New Hornographers
  
  Lucien @Lucien | 12 May '09, 17:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Tubastank
    
    Lucien @Lucien | 12 May '09, 17:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Alien Sax Fiend
      
      Lucien @Lucien | 12 May '09, 17:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Conan the Euphonium
        
        musicismyradar @Lucien | 12 May '09, 17:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I'm Wide Awake, It's Horning
        
        Lucien @Lucien | 12 May '09, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
We're Horny (horney horney horney)

meths | 12 May '09, 17:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
my mate is actually in a band called round the horn.

meths | 12 May '09, 17:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
- My friend is called The Horn
  
  No joke. His surname's Horn, so we dispose of his 1st name and replace it with The.
  
  musicismyradar @meths | 12 May '09, 17:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
Cape of Good Horns

Capes of Good Horn

meths | 12 May '09, 17:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn ting.

People might think you're reggae musicians though.

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn Spicer from Boot Sale Challenge

Zapsta | 12 May '09, 17:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
Kiddyhorn

ehwhat | 12 May '09, 17:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
- you do realise that you're in this horn section yes?
  
  alcxxk @ehwhat | 12 May '09, 17:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ah ok
    
    HORNO FOR HIREOS
    
    ehwhat @alcxxk | 12 May '09, 17:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - This won't be beaten
      
      btw
      
      ehwhat @ehwhat | 12 May '09, 17:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - ^ Will Haughn
      
      meths @ehwhat | 12 May '09, 17:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - ^
      
      Brilliant! There is your name
      
      Furryboy @ehwhat | 12 May '09, 22:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn Sections

meths | 12 May '09, 17:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
The New Hornographers.

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Damnit.
  
  Beaten to it.
  
  theguywithnousername @theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Hornington Crescent

meths | 12 May '09, 17:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn Flakes

meths | 12 May '09, 17:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
Born II Horn

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn Free.

People will think you cost nothing then you slap them with a £125 invoice. Whammo!

Why don't you tell us about that time you played with The National again?

kissinginkansas | 12 May '09, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Calihornication

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Good Horning, Captain

Sunday Horning
Gay UniHorn

bizzy | 12 May '09, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Hear Today, Horn Tomorrow

Zapsta | 12 May '09, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^ actually amazing
  
  Zapsta @Zapsta | 12 May '09, 17:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn of the Replicants.

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
Hornton Hears a Hoo.

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
shorty

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skellywager | 12 May '09, 17:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
HORN Notification

^ would go down well at DVLA functions

meths | 12 May '09, 17:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
Goldie Horn.

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
Hornington Crescent.

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 17:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
From Horn Fun to Bashes

Zapsta | 12 May '09, 17:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
Get Off My Horn!

Horno.
Horn Exchange.

kissinginkansas | 12 May '09, 18:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
something about Hornings

meths | 12 May '09, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Sunday Horning?
  
  I'm too Sax-y
  
  thetrees @meths | 12 May '09, 18:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
horn in your side

grouchland | 12 May '09, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- sweet horn
  
  grouchland @grouchland | 12 May '09, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - horny's basement
    
    grouchland @grouchland | 12 May '09, 18:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
THE HORN SUPREMACY

Zapsta | 12 May '09, 18:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Stunning
  
  Pigfoot @Zapsta | 12 May '09, 20:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^^^^^
  
  meths @Zapsta | 12 May '09, 22:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
- bastard
  
  took the words out of my mouth
  
  chiaroscuro @Zapsta | 13 May '09, 17:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ace
    
    creakyknees @chiaroscuro | 13 May '09, 18:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
How Long Will They Horn Me?

kissinginkansas | 12 May '09, 18:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Parp

Lucien | 12 May '09, 18:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Horn Identity.

kissinginkansas | 12 May '09, 18:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn (not Corden).

kissinginkansas | 12 May '09, 18:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Honk!

kissinginkansas | 12 May '09, 18:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Henry the Horny Hunter had an enornous Horn. Hire it here.

Hanky | 12 May '09, 18:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
Sweethorn.

kissinginkansas | 12 May '09, 18:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'll make you sorry you were horn.

theguywithnousername | 12 May '09, 18:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn Adams?

alcxxk | 12 May '09, 18:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
Got Wood? We've got the Horn.

Hanky | 12 May '09, 18:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
Asier Del HORNo.

kissinginkansas | 12 May '09, 18:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Horn Section.

Hanky | 12 May '09, 18:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
the nan punchers

grouchland | 12 May '09, 18:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
horn and chorden

Ibzo | 12 May '09, 18:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn On The Bayou

Horn To Move
Horn To Die
Horn Of A Broken Man
Horn in '69
Horn As Ghosts
Downloading Horn With Davo

shucks | 12 May '09, 19:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
4 poofs and a trumpet

grouchland | 12 May '09, 20:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
Can't believe nobody has gone for Horn Again...

or the Horn Stars.

JoeDiddly | 12 May '09, 20:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Hornets

CaliHornication
Hornetto

do you need a trombone player ? (that's a question not a suggestion)

iamwiggy | 12 May '09, 22:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- nah i am the trombone player
  
  for my sins
  
  alcxxk @iamwiggy | 13 May '09, 00:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horny Corden.

proslo | 12 May '09, 22:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn Against

DisintegratedMind | 12 May '09, 22:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
Me So Horny

Yoblonski | 12 May '09, 22:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn cocktail

thewarn | 12 May '09, 22:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn Today, None Tomorrow

OR

Horn Today, Horn Tomorrow

gowman | 12 May '09, 22:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
enough of suggestions using the word Horn

Lets explore a little....

- Blown away
- Blow by Blow ( and get a blow by blow account...)
- Weapons of Brass Destruction
- TubaLords

Actually, I'm rubbish at this

Furryboy | 12 May '09, 22:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- a band called Weapons of Brass Destruction already exist
  
  they added me on myspace a long time ago. they weren't the worst band to try add me...
  
  iamwiggy @Furryboy | 12 May '09, 23:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
hell hath no fury like a woman horned

FutureKyoto | 12 May '09, 23:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- peter horn and john
  
  FutureKyoto @FutureKyoto | 12 May '09, 23:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - horn tash
    
    tuba the hornin' to ya
    
    FutureKyoto @FutureKyoto | 12 May '09, 23:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - the horny tromboners
      
      cheap but so obvious had to post it
      
      FutureKyoto @FutureKyoto | 12 May '09, 23:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
Brassiotone For The Painfully Alone

The Valvation Army
Camera Embouchure (sorry, that one's terrible)

marckee | 13 May '09, 00:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Hornblower Man

Horn Again

Chuchaki | 13 May '09, 10:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
The boy with the horn in his side

edit as necessary

eschaton | 13 May '09, 10:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
Every rose has its horn

Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song

eschaton | 13 May '09, 10:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
brass n' titties

eschaton | 13 May '09, 10:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horn of plenty

StaceySailplane | 13 May '09, 10:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
Brassmaster

Master Brass-ter
Music for a found Euphonium
The Parptones

clarker | 13 May '09, 10:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'd thought of one...

...but then I thought it WOOD WIND people up.

Sorry.

silince | 13 May '09, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Horning After

Anschul | 13 May '09, 17:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ctrl+f "YouTuba"
  
  0 results, surprising
  
  Anschul @Anschul | 13 May '09, 17:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
All Your Brass Are Belong To Us

Aereomuffin | 13 May '09, 17:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Hornz

meths | 13 May '09, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
Mouth to Brarse

XXX Rated Horns
the Hornflakes (or if you have beards, the hairy hornflakes)
Horndogs
The Honkers
Around the Horn

creakyknees | 13 May '09, 18:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
HORNO or The Whornes,

hornicopia

Danny & The Dinohornes

Saint_Cronin | 13 May '09, 19:08 | X | ^ This | Reply

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