Mags beat the Smoggies at St James' Park. Felt sorry for Boro. They clearly have the better players, but Newcastle had the breaks and the crowd. Geordies across the country must be feeling pretty happy now. Still, I'd love it if they went down, love it.

In other news:

Forgotten Sunderland man Greg Halford puts Sheffield United into the play-off final. Also, if you thought Neil Mellor was chunky, check out Sam Parkin. The man bears a passing resemblance to The Big Show.
Harry Redknapp threatens to ban drinking at Spurs
Didier Drogba may be on his way to Milan afterall
Crystal Palace want to sign Danny Webber
Charlton are slashing their staff numbers

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