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What do they want?
the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies
And someone to stroke their hair/face for lengthy periods & let them have the heating on more than you think is necessary.
I want to be warm, lazy & lavished with attention and then get to go out all night with all the other cool cats
i'm stealing it for myself
was so so dreadful, as if we'd be off fighting crime.
you have positively cut through the bullshit and got it completely right(!!) nice one.
I have a massive cock!
why do they start threads like this
this is mt actual response to this thread.
Please disregard my last replyu
when men don't dance, it makes me sad.
And even if they're bad dancers I think it's really cute.
it's true I heard it on tv
thus rendering men obsolete :(
perhaps DiS got 'jars' mixed up with 'jews'
MEL GIBSON THEMED POETRY CORNER
in the news!
he hates jews!
police are pigs!
YOU CRAZY, RIGGS!
Mel's got the passion
Mel's down with fashion
Good lethal weapons
and my devastatingly charming and witty company :)
Walking along the beach, finds a tin lamp in the sand. Rubs it and out comes a genie. "Sorry mate--credit crunch," says the genie. "You only get one wish these days, so make it good".
The bloke thinks. "You know, I've always wanted to go to Disneyland, only I'm shit-scared of flying. How about this: you build me a motorway--from here--that runs right the length of the Atlantic, straight into the theme park in Florida. How's that?"
The genie winces. "Jesus, mate, you don't want much do you. That's gonna take me an age. I'm gonna have to sort a thousand ton of steelwork, bus in a load of labour, shut the beach down for a year... it's a bloody nightmate. Isn't there anything simpler I can do for you?"
"Yeah, alright then," answers the bloke. "Is there any way you could you show me how a woman's mind works?"
"Alright mate", says the genie. "How many lanes, where do you want the services..."
The occasional Wispa
The occasional tea made for them/takeaway bought
The Wire S2.
...hang on, the rest of the fax is just coming through
.....nope that's it.
i think it was a deep dickin' or mel gibson or something idk
and makes them listen to disgustingly noisy music during
sleeping during sex would not be.
I'd punch them in the head. And repeatedly if they started serenading.
it was kind of cute, he'd make the guitar make funny sounds in time to me tickling his back
HEART OF STONE
(or more importantly how I don't. I'm like the tinman. But a lady.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG LADY