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They're used to Magnum 44's
I have fired both. Who wants to touch me?
(I fuck giraffes)
in which shaggy all British hero Jonathon, proved that a man with chronic arthritis could not have killed himself, for he could pull the trigger of the gun.
I hope nobody was punished due to Creek's oversight.
if he was born with a crisp packet on his head?
but he definitely would have been if in his adult life he regularly stuck a crisp packet on his head, covered himself in jelly and squeezed himself through a dark narrow tunnel whilst masturbating furiously.
A giraffe does not have either the knowledge of how to use guns, or the dexterity to hold and fire one. I imagine the fight would end up being your regular lion meets giraffe type of thing, this would not end well for the giraffe.