"Hi, do you want to spend two a half hours in a darkened room with me where we can't actually talk to each other? Luckily on the upside the film will provide just enough conversation for us to go for a drink and go to our separate homes without having to admit the fact we've got absolutely fuck-all in common and need to find activities that avoid us actively engaging in conversation with each other to paper the cracks in our pale facsimile of a friendship".

Discuss, if you want.