Yesterday's Real Life Metal Gear score: 140 points!
Today I am temporary custodian of the office Spotify playlist. This will be soon be viewed as a grave error of judgement.
The playlist is mainly, if not all, R&B - with a sprinkling of chart indie for flavour. I have performed a quick calculation to see which song will be playing during the half hour or so I'm scheduled to be out of the room. This song will be replaced with a selection from John Zorn's Naked City.
Then I will laugh.
Thank you for your time.