I've been very busy the past couple of days. This is because yesterday was Real Life Metal Gear Day.

In a maze-like building where almost every 10 feet there is a door secured by a keycard or numberpad device and large number of empty rooms and storage areas you can duck into and just hang about in, it becomes an unavoidable necessity to be stealthy. Rules: 10 points for every door I get through without being seen by some other worker. 20 points for getting behind someone and going 'ffft!' without them noticing and giving me odd looks. The 'ffft!' is them getting shanked with my sneaking around knife. Over 100 points yesterday. Today I'm gonna destroy that score.

Today is Ricardo Velasquez Day. Rules: Everything that requires my signature today will leave my desk with Ricardo's instead. And when I answer the phone, it will be with a light Mexican accent. If anyone asks if I just used a Mexican accent, I'll deny it and accuse them of smoking the herb. 10 points for concluding a phone call with 'Adios'. 20 for 'Vaya Con Dios'.

Tomorrow will be Business Angst day. Rules: If I send an e-mail, it must include great lyrics. Mostly Linkin Park, Staind, and Disturbed. It doesn't really matter how...