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I am going to break stuff during Harvey Milk
i'll eat chips and mushy peas for every meal.
or, I might just screw it and go commando.
I'm still holding you responsible for me getting punched in the face at RTB. I'm invading london as of 4:20 today. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WILL NOT FORGET A TOWEL
I'm really excited! Except Fuck Buttons and Electric Wizard clash. Cry.
Also, I feel super stressed because I gotta pack. I hate packing.
I hate doing "the laundry".
I hope he remembers this and doesn't turn up with his own one and then I'll have to carry his back with me.
I was saving for this occassion...but my bike as dismembered last night and I had to force myself to do more coursework so there's a 3rd left...maybe for the train tomorrow.
gonna get some cheapo gut rot vodka and some scotch from tescos in a min.
what good single malt can you get from Tescos?
rucksack: coursework printouts and laptop
holdall: 3 t shirts, assorted pants, 3 motherfucking towels!! And a Sarong.
I will wear the sarong to Jesus lizard for drink
need some whiskey. Don't forget your hipflask love.
a towel AND my ear plugs. Also, I dunno what clothes to take. I wanna look super fly! What clothes shall I take Phil?
Also, I wish I could swim :(
Clothes = jeans, tshirts and plaid shirts.
i'll probably die!
also, please don't wear that uniqlo plaid shirt which is the same as mine. THANX
I'll have to break myself twice. Mainly I expect to be jumping on Bamos with a bottle of Blue Bols.
so that when the sun shines, you cannot see screen due to the reflection of the sun.
watch out for the jizz
I'm taking all your spending money.
your weekend has just got about £200 more expensive
Coach B! Coach B!
Tomorrow it's the rock'n'roll coach.
I really should be though, 'cos it's going to be amazing.
Come say hi!
Wear a 'HI I'M LEMONBRICKPHIL' T-shirt and I MIGHT spot you.
or so I pretend. You won't be able to miss me.
have his shirt off and be shouting something vaguely offensive at a bemused old woman.
AND SO IT BEGINS
this is my 5th yet i have never swam at atp :/
i was a four time ATP-er but swimming virgin til last year. it was well worth popping the cherry.
Think they've removed the Josh T Pearson feature this year though : (
watching a skinny man with a massive beard squeal his way down the plug hole slide was worth the price of the ticket alone.
Andrew WK seen 'partying hard' in The Rapids
despite having been numerous times, I've never made it to the pool. This time I will, and to boot I'm going to indulge in some heavy petting / bombing / diving / breaking all the rules action like the Bad Boy For Life that I pretend I am.
Also, really hope they've got a The Fast And The Furious arcade game, I really like that one and am good at it.
I am going to eat my own body weight in Texican burgers from Burger King.
Watch some bands n shit.
Is there a crazy golf course? Can't remember. Hope so.
Drink myself retarded.
BULLSHIT! I SAID SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!!
Good stuff. Looking forward to getting all Full Metal Jacket on friends and strangers alike.
BUT I MUST WAIT
6 hours! i win!
I'm about to leave now.
which reminds me, time to book a cab with every taxi firm in Taunton.
I want to go bowling too, didn't get to last time. Watch out though, I'm average!
we will certainly go bowling. i am average too. but am weak and have tiny little child hands, so i can use the really small light balls which are the only ones i can make go fast enough to get to the end!
* I'm terrible at bowling
HAIRY BACK AGOGO!
Will I be ravaged in my sleep?
How about I tell the internet that yesterday, with both Ghostface Killah and Devo playing in London, you were rocking out to Taylor Swift? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
(N.B. I'd have loved to be at that Taylor Swift gig)
fucking hell the volume of the crowd though. it was actually more wearying on the ears than lightning bolt. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
A sensible person would do it just before going in the swimming pool on the Saturday prior to the bands starting.
Shall we say 12.00pm? Bring a red shirt and a blue/black one.
Let's just have a kickabout you sports Nazi
orr headers and volleys
i am so bad at bowling apart from on the wii.
I wonder if hatfood will be able to defeat me in ANY sport this weekend, or will i hold on to my unbeaten record?
but i like the idea of bowling and beer. you can't drink when swimming. except gross pissed on chlorinated water LOL!
And you fluked your victory in baseball. And you're a cunt. And I'm going to stamp on your head.
glolf - not a a sport. it's a game.
4 wins for you
1 win for me
But I had MASSIVE BLISTERS on my feet and you slept on the creaky sofa and I had to sleep in the creaky chair so I was only at about 110%.
I kicked your arse at baseball.
You didn't score any runs until the last throw of the ball you cheap fuck. Anyway, I couldn't bowl properly because of the blisters on my feet. And you lost your wallet and passport and festival ticket so hahahahahahaa you lose. Loser.
i'm excited. but will only be arriving on saturday morning and am leaving on sunday night.
SO. lunchtime chocolate orange corkys anyone? we are getting the 8am train on saturday morning.
some of you**
-check the car is alright
-buy 2 x crates lager beer, 1 x gin, 1 x whisky, 2 x mixers. cider to be bought from the shop at minehead
-make driving playlist
-find plastic cricket set, possibly under my bed
-test out the swingball my flatmates bought me for bday/atp
-collect good amount of changes from my change bowl for the arcade
-make sausage butty for journey down
inevitable millions of chalet gigs.
Those machines at the back of the pavillion are so addictive.
I should probably be a bit more sociable this time. At the last NBC I think I only spoke to 1 person outside the group of friends I went with...
imma stalk marnie stern
i dreamed about playing air hockey against her last night, and i've decided i'm going to make it happen.
i seem to recall drinking jugs full of snakebite whilst watching an FA cup semi final last time i went to ATP. how embarrassing
i'm not sure where that leaves me
shouldnt clash with anything
it might just hit the first band
fancy a walk into Minehead?
theres a great sports bar a half mile walk away
i dont think ive ever watched a man u game with a fan of them before. apologies in advance about the overzealous celebrating when robinho inevitably scores a hat-trick (Y)
I arrive with cherry drop and wether's original vodka
I'm going to remain sober as a judge and resolutely misanthropic. I'll be the one in the corner drinking herbal tea and reading Kierkegaard. Don't talk to me, I might lash out.
Need to finish these two essays
pack my bags
get a train to manchester
collect welsh friend from piccadilly
collect alcohol and food stuffs
have excited child nights sleep where you wake up at 6am
anyone wanna go crazy-golfing, or go-karting with me?
don't worry i (hope) don't have swine flu.
I flipping love crazy golf. I played a blinder in Southend on Monday...yeah
Well, an H&M jumper with diamonds on it, but whatever
the go karts?
suitable for striking a glolfing pose
i'm away from all the party chalets.
the golf course near the cafe in Minehead is pretty nifty.
breakfast then crazy golf?
i'm taking you to that cream tea place that i always go to in minehead though.
that sounds fun too :)
exams on Monday :( I'll be in the library all weekend with only black dice to make it better.
I will be on the 10am fun train, with one chalet mate, the rest are driving up from Oxford. Coach B YEAH.
Gonna do a spirits run at Sainsbury's this evening. I'm open to outlandish suggestions of what I should drink this weekend. Should not forget list includes: towel, toiletries, camera, earplugs.
Who wants to lose to me at air hockey? And is someone bringing stuff to play cricket with outside the chalets?
I can drink this weekend! YAY!
Am I the only person getting the 11:06 from Paddington? Better bring a book.
with mr Daniel Guntrip and others.
don't know me so that doesn't make much of a difference.
I'm getting the 11:06 train
I'm getting the 'I'm going to miss Grouper' train. Rubbish.
I'm also thrilled at the fact I have to wait in Taunton for FOUR HOURS. I'm not really up for getting an earlier train and risking a fine...
In a city centre? Music shop? (as in instruments not records)
i think i might watch Anvil after Devo play.
one of my favourite films.
didn't clash with Pink Mountaintops, alas.
Totally up for Blue Velvet though.
it's pretty piss poor. it's like a student's dvd shelf and he'd (and it'd be a he) describe his interests as "film" and have a Scarface poster on his wall.
someone said something ages back about buster keaton. i wanted buster keaton! :(
less likely :(
will just finish in time for Lords at quart to three.
i was feeling insufficiently built up
now i'm just bloody excited
chorizo (STANDARD - as if you wouldn't go anywhere without this ESSENTIAL product.)
bucket and spade
a tape player with 'Louie Louie' on a continuous loop
giant foam hand
very small rocks
the 13th episode of fawlty towers
huge fucking laser
a linus blanket
leather belt (4str, 4 stam)
'break stuff' also on a continuous loop
a kosher chicken
green alarm clock
a good hiding
hide n seek
Michael Sophocles action figure
huge gold rotating statue
the yellow 3 wheeled van from Only Fools and Horses
bag of skittles
3 copies of Timecop on DVD
Armenian money train robbery cash
Knightmare choose your own adventure book
British Garden Birds R Gay Calendar
(p.s. I'm not going)
Can we just hook up and play with your inventory items?
I will only attend chalet parties that have metallica, limp bizkit and new found glory
(Master of Puppets is already a nailed on cert, btw)
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
(as i'm not leaving it in an empty ground floor flat for four days)
SPOTIFY KERRANG! KARAOKE PARTY GUYS?
i'm making some fucking cds tonight.
I will be saying this all weekend if I hear it
phil can attest to how AMAZING it is.
i found it by searching for kerrang compilations, it's some rubbish k!-branded karaoke album
as i totally missed which posted you were replying to and thought it was the one up there ^^^^^^
the 2002 CD has some boobs on the front and.. um... the first three tracks are Disturbed, A and New Found Glory. i'd be surprised if there was no Taproot.
i also have "kerrang!: the devil's music vol 4", which has a naked chick with a snake wrapped around her on the front
InMe, Nile and others too. I only had two Kerrang CDs, so that should be right.
a Kerrang party is going to happen, right?
anyway, full tracklist;
Track Duration Listeners
1 Disturbed - Awaken 4:28 94,549
2 New Found Glory - The Story So Far full track 26:36 34,140
3 P.O.D. - Alive 3:23 169,801
4 Silverchair - The Greatest View 3:59 44,406
5 A - Nothing 3:42 31,806
6 The Datsuns - In Love 2:54 15,370
7 Idlewild - Out of Routine 3:09 18,411
8 Finch - New Beginnings full track 4:03 66,559
9 Feeder - Come Back Around 3:12 86,608
10 Murderdolls - Twist My Sister 2:05 22,074
11 Muse - In Your World 2:36 100,179
12 The D4 - Get Loose 1:56 2,821
13 InMe - Ruins 0:00 1,611
14 Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Spread Your Love full track 3:43 81,836
15 Custom - Hey Mister 3:22 8,329
16 N.E.R.D. - Rock Star full track 4:17 4,332
17 Ash - Skullfull Of Sulphur 3:09 300
18 Taproot - Poem 3:09 70,516
19 Stone Sour - Blotter 4:01 50,018
20 The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster - Giant Bones full track 1:46 5,320
21 In Flames - System 3:39 77,696
22 Nile - Wind of Horus 3:46 13,523
23 Transplants - Tall Cans in the Air 3:43 32,086
HOW CAN IT BE GOOOONE??!!
remember when Finch seemed like the most exciting band in the world? (before they released their first album).
it was a simpler time
god finch were awful that year at Reading
not as good as the kareoke with xylophone for vocals version of Walk though
and I'd like Seventy Times 7 by Brand New too please.
I'm sure I saw on Facebook that Mr and Mrs David Laslett are coming. Is this true?
I'm worried that not everyone will agree that it's awesome.
Right now I'm listening to "Break Stuff". It's perfect deadline day music.
BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT
I'm still not overly excited about the line-up, but I just know it's still going to be an amazing weekend!
I'm going to invade your personal space! All of you!
i'm excited. i'm gonna meet some more internet people. WOW.
This is going to be a good weekend :)
and I'll forgive you
very excited about this.
its all in your mind
and three cans of mixed up energy drink
and I'll see you at Paddington at 9.30!!!
but in the interests of looking more interesting than I actually am, it's a big YES
Just need to get some alcohol then all sorted! Can't wait it's going to be brilliant...
i got sent home from work because i was sick with excitement (kinda)
I need to pack tonight. We've just been upgraded to a self catering chalet and have plans for an epic sweet potato curry.
Bands im excited about right now:
Jesu, Grails and Sleep.
Are you bringing some of those brownies? They were incredible.
Im not really sick, i kind of passed out at my desk at work (i got soup in my hair and everything) i've been in bed all afternoon listening to Jesu and i feel much better now.
As for the brownies, maybe. I'll need to go to tesco to pick up some booze later so i might as well get brownie making ingredients. Ill have to wait till work kicks out though, im not walking past the office when im supposed to ill. Make sure you and bamos share them fairly though.
booze shop complete.
a weekend's worth of booze to somerset?
you know they have supermarkets in the south west?
waitrose have offers on. And I need train booze.
The Tesco sometimes sells out of spirits.
I have a 35cl bottle of whiskey, a bigger bottle of Sainsbury's own brand equivalent of Pimms (!) and lemonade to mix the latter with. Plus random snack stuff. Might be a bit heavy but oh well.
Litre of Sailor Jerry's
Hipflask full of other dark rum. I'm also going to have lots of food as I don't want to waste all the fresh stuff in my fridge.
they didn't have one. Nor did Waitrose or, less surprisingly, Tesco Metro. What kind of self-respecting supermarket doesn't stock hipflasks?
Up for the 6.45 bus to town. Train to cambridge. Drive to minehead with my pal Mark and Arfie off of here. Get there for oneish. HOORAY! Have fun everyboday...
Is anyone else supposed to be waking up super early for this but far too hyped to finish packing and sleep?
Can we help each other sleep by boring each other to tears?
I have to wake up at 5.30 so I don't get in the way when my mum wants her shower.
And noticed as I did so it was 22.50. "that leaves me EXACTLY 7 hours til my alarm goes off," I noted.
I really hope this posts under the 'post something boring' comment. I can't fucking wait for this now.
Just finished in the office. I'm going to catch the tube home. Next time I wake, it'll be ATPday!
I cant fucking wait!
on my ancient nomad jukebox player:
Unsane-Scattered, Smothered & Covered
Afghan Whigs- Gentlemen
but that's not gonan happen hence the former 6 choices
and woke up at 7 despite not having to be up for a couple more hours. So excited. I'm about to head to the tube station to get to Paddington!