Because that's A LOT of porn. I guess it's down to a select few individuals getting busy on a regular basis, but surely given that in my lifetime I've met a fair few folks you'd think statistically I'd have come across (snigger) the odd acquaintance doing some of that self-shooting-in-front-of-a-mirror business or getting jiggy with a moustachioed milkman, etc.

True, I don't actually get to look at that much porn since I've moved job (the old place was very good for random pornographic emails), but I just wondered if y'all had been hogging the bitches and Diggler's for yourselves?