http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/list/rejected?sort=signers

Favoutites so far include:

Sex a badger (http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/badger/)

Recognize the nation of Lovely as an independent sovereign state (http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/lovely/)

Change the national anthem to "You Suffer" by Napalm Death (http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/yousuffer/)

Accept that Tuedays are boring and should be replaced by Fridays instead (http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Tuesday2Friday/)

Ensure that mashed potatoes are 100% mashed potatoes, not like turnip or nowt (http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Vegerama/)