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- man spitting in the street, wind changes, it lands on his top
-boy racer revving his car, car conks out
add yer own
Had his finger in a really bad position in time and spent 6 weeks in plaster...
or a hooker
that or you have a very different set of moral guidelines to me
seriously injuring your neighbours dog or blinding a hooker.
I was walking down byers rd and noticed a traffic warden putting a ticket on this cars windscreen when another car drove by and went through a puddle and soaked the traffic wardens leg. I laughed as did many others on the street, i like to think the driver knew what he was doing.
some chavs were pissing about with a phone near the road and anyway somehow it bounced out into the road. I made sure I ran it over.
No wonder that coat was worth so much, it can drive and everything...
No...seriously...this was quite tragic
and it promptly dribbles down the back of their shoulder.
apparently to impress watching women. Dog plays along for a little bit then decides he's had enough. Man gesticulates furiously between dog and fountain. Dog watches him serenely and wags tail. Man has to take off socks and shoes, roll up trousers and wade embarassingly into fountain to retrieve.
Always makes me smirk. I feel it's justified though, because I do it enough times to entertain others!
her neck swelled up so much that her head just sort of merged in to her body, like a hampster with full pouches. this also being in the week of her Cambridge interview. lololol.
my sister looked exactly like nemo from finding nemo
when turning to stare at a particularly comely B
I can't get used to this scaled down netbook keyboard.