Hello readers.

This week I nominate for idiot of the week

Alan Quinlan.

The hard as nails blindside is arguably the form back row in Europe and was a surprise but justified inclusion in the Lions tour. I had visions of him breaking into the test team and giving a MOTM performance to beat South Africa.

He celebrated said state of affairs by eye gouging Leo Cullen (not that anyone would notice, Leo Cullen is the ugliest man alive). Hello 16 week ban, you absolute numbskull