Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
"Sorry to not get back to your text, my weekend's been busy than..."
"a Liverpudlian post office on giro day" or "the potato stand at the Gold cup" etc.
...your mum's fanny on my face?"
Don't use this in reply to your parents, your girlfriend's parents, their parents or your girlfriend. Or indeed your siblings. Ew!
I decided to go with the worst of both ideas.
as my number will be next to your dads on your mobile. you wouldnt want him to send him a text inteded for me.
than George Best's liver. Yeah it's still busy.