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Villa beat Hull 1-0 last night thanks to a goal from John Carew, the result guarantees Villa's participation in Europe next season and keeps Hull deep in trouble.
The Blue Square Premier playoff final will be between Cambridge and Torquay after they overcame Stevenage and Histon respectively. I can't imgine there being many more fiercely contested matches in English football than the fight for league football at Wembley.
Champions League tonight, I personally can't see Arsenal going through. It may only be 1-0, but I strongly fancy Utd to score at least one, meaning the Gunners will need 3.
Joey Barton has been suspended by Newcastle after his challenge on Alonso at the weekend.
Ribery to Man Utd for £63m (that's surely a made up figure).
Anything else?