my vocal chords turned to a hulking cog and my cheeks shined up robin-breast red.....it was awful.......i felt like i was evaporating......i even drunk from a bottle of water that clearly didn't have any water left in it...just to give me something to do.....

best i came back with was.....'what....so you've been following me into the toilets have you'

which....whilst implecating my pal as a sausage spotting latrine lurker...sort of affirms the small penis accusation.

oh dear.

any way back from this?......could i have looked charmingly flustered or did i just look like a secret had been revealed

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