(and the hypothetical you and your mates is 4 skinny kids with 'haircuts'), just playing tanass, and a gang of sporty types (massive legs, huge shoulders, abercrombie & fitch stuff) comes along laughing going "wanna match?".

And they spend the first 2 minutes arsing around pretending they don't give one.

And you absolutely run rings around them and spank them 12-6.

Pretty good.