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I've haddock enough of this plaice
This is a roeful idea.
going pretty swimmingly.
careful though, or i'll batter you.
you'rwe giving me a haddock
just for the halibut
i can smell the tench of death already
Its already floundering
i can't believe his real name is sharko fella!
It'd be a shame if he had to miss the start of next season by going under the sturgeon's knife...
That one was a bit tenchuous
We're stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice now
the outlook is pretty bleak.
come on, don't be koi
on your pike, mate.
Quite shellfish really
There's been loads of newt users recently
It;s that Salmon Rushdie and Ken Loach you have to watch out for. They always perch all the best ones...
i think we've done an ok job
I'm going to have a perch to relax.
chipshop in belfast called 'For Cod & Ulster'
you're clearly a Dab hand at this
they missed a trick there
I might start a celebratory Conger line in the office.
I may have to Mullet over.
You may never get a better oppor-tuna-ty
It's getting a bit Bleak now
By my last pun. It was a bit pollacks.
that wouldnt make any sense, its chipshop in a loyalist part of belfast, its known as loyalist thing to do is to say 'for god & ulster' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glerkRbNZtM
Try harder, Hoki?
But I guess you have to take the Ruff with the Smooth hound shark
No repetition, or else you'll feel my wrasse
Two lovebirds on a perch
Something smells fishy
but I'm laughing so hard that I might pull a mussel. Oh my, I'm on a shoal here.
you guys really need to pull trout the punches if you want to improve it.
Jenson Button-nosed Dolphin
Riccod roe Patrese
Juan Pablo Mantaoya
get a mixture of fish puns and DiS in-jokes
they're not even that goood.
rather than the users