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colon_closed_bracket [Edit] [Delete] 91 replies 14:06 May 1st, 2009

I've haddock enough of this plaice

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This thread is wearing quite fin already

m-dizzle | 1 May '09, 14:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yeah the sheer scale of badness is awful.
  
  TheoGB @m-dizzle | 1 May '09, 14:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
Oh my cod.

This is a roeful idea.

theguywithnousername | 1 May '09, 14:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
- In fact it's a load of scallops.
  
  theguywithnousername @theguywithnousername | 1 May '09, 14:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
Cod that was bad. Eely bad.

TheoGB | 1 May '09, 14:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
I hake this thread.

gowman | 1 May '09, 14:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
6 replies already?

going pretty swimmingly.

careful though, or i'll batter you.

m-dizzle | 1 May '09, 14:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Better than the sole reply I expected
  
  vamos @m-dizzle | 1 May '09, 14:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Stop carping on about fish

you'rwe giving me a haddock

onearmedjizzer | 1 May '09, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
let's have fish...

just for the halibut

greatallgreat | 1 May '09, 14:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
i don't know how long this thread will last

i can smell the tench of death already

colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yeah
  
  Its already floundering
  
  vamos @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - But it has had a better whelkome
    
    Than expected
    
    vamos @vamos | 1 May '09, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - A whelk is not a fish.
      
      Fishfail.
      
      gowman @vamos | 1 May '09, 14:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Codswallop
        
        vamos @gowman | 1 May '09, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
This thread is a load of pollacks!

Sibley | 1 May '09, 14:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
you're all Basstards

unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 14:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
I bait this won't go on much longer

m-dizzle | 1 May '09, 14:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I reckon people will be sharking for puns for a while yet
  
  unfamiliar @m-dizzle | 1 May '09, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - No need to carp on about it
    
    Sibley @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I dunno, I'm hooked.
  
  Ricky_Ronco @m-dizzle | 1 May '09, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
Oh for fuck's hake!

JoeDiddly | 1 May '09, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
well it's better than another bloody thread about sharkofella

i can't believe his real name is sharko fella!

colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
- STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT BRINE FLU
  
  vamos @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - and bands who can't even tuna their instruments
    
    colon_closed_bracket @vamos | 1 May '09, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
all i sea are bass-ically awful puns

jazz-ballet | 1 May '09, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
I hope Bamos' injury isn't too bad

It'd be a shame if he had to miss the start of next season by going under the sturgeon's knife...

vamos | 1 May '09, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Sorry
  
  That one was a bit tenchuous
  
  vamos @vamos | 1 May '09, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I've haddock enough of this.
    
    Sibley @vamos | 1 May '09, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Trouble is
      
      We're stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice now
      
      vamos @Bamnan | 1 May '09, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i think you've met your nemo-sis
      
      colon_closed_bracket @Bamnan | 1 May '09, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - whos nemo-sis, jaws?
        
        unfamiliar @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Sean, you're rEELy good a this. Caviar got anymore?
      
      unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I trout that very much
        
        Jailbot @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i wanda how long this thread will last for?
      
      colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - i reckon we could get marillion replies
        
        (sorry)
        
        colon_closed_bracket @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        i don't know
        
        the outlook is pretty bleak.
        
        Verbal @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :D
        
        unfamiliar @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 14:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - The comedy in here is turbot charged
      
      LordLuciusBanter | 1 May '09, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :''''-)
        
        Pretty crappie
        
        ashstreath85 @LordLuciusBanter | 17 Jun '11, 23:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - this thread offishally sucks
      
      unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - maybe it's time we fin-ished it then
        
        colon_closed_bracket @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - has anyone seen definitionofself's guitar tuna?
        
        Smee @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I fear this thread will end up haunting tonight's breams
        
        vamos @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - carp thread
      
      meths | 1 May '09, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Don't like it? move on.
        
        on your pike, mate.
        
        unfamiliar @meths | 1 May '09, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Yeah!
        
        Get trout!
        
        vamos @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - there must be more people who want to add to this thread
      
      come on, don't be koi
      
      colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I think they'll be coming at this from a different angler
        
        unfamiliar @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        without fishing for compliments
        
        i think we've done an ok job
        
        jazz-ballet @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Yeah!
        
        There's been loads of newt users recently
        
        vamos @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I'm replying in here an awful lot, taking up all the puns.
      
      Quite shellfish really
      
      unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Anyone would think you were posting just for the halibut
        
        Jailbot @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        you're right. a bit much.
        
        I'm going to have a perch to relax.
        
        unfamiliar @Jailbot | 1 May '09, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Don't let me stop you
        
        you're clearly a Dab hand at this
        
        Jailbot @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Thanks. I feel so good about it
        
        I might start a celebratory Conger line in the office.
        
        unfamiliar @Jailbot | 1 May '09, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        do it!
        
        You may never get a better oppor-tuna-ty
        
        Jailbot @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - It's fine mate
        
        It;s that Salmon Rushdie and Ken Loach you have to watch out for. They always perch all the best ones...
        
        vamos @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ...
        
        chipshop in belfast called 'For Cod & Ulster'
        
        debs09 @vamos | 1 May '09, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        *cod and oyster
        
        they missed a trick there
        
        colon_closed_bracket @debs09 | 1 May '09, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Not sure about that one.
        
        I may have to Mullet over.
        
        unfamiliar @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        tank you
        
        colon_closed_bracket @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Yeah
        
        It's getting a bit Bleak now
        
        vamos @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Not helped
        
        By my last pun. It was a bit pollacks.
        
        vamos @unfamiliar | 1 May '09, 15:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Skate-ing on thin ice there
        
        vamos @vamos | 1 May '09, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ...
        
        that wouldnt make any sense, its chipshop in a loyalist part of belfast, its known as loyalist thing to do is to say 'for god & ulster' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glerkRbNZtM
        
        debs09 @vamos | 1 May '09, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        UR DOING IT CONG(ER)
        
        vamos @debs09 | 1 May '09, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Starting to get a bit weak now
        
        But I guess you have to take the Ruff with the Smooth hound shark
        
        vamos @debs09 | 1 May '09, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        *sigh*
        
        colon_closed_bracket @debs09 | 1 May '09, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :D
        
        unfamiliar @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Sean that was a really halfbeaked attempt!
        
        Try harder, Hoki?
        
        unfamiliar @vamos | 1 May '09, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - this is sardinely* the thread of the day
      
      *certainly
      
      colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Yeah, its been dAce
        
        vamos @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Though it at times lacks a real
        
        porpoise
        
        vamos @vamos | 1 May '09, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - anyone else want to rise to the whitebait?
      
      colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I'll put a few squid on the table
        
        vamos @colon_closed_bracket | 1 May '09, 15:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - You're all talking at cross porpoises.
      
      elbeknomiss | 1 May '09, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Easy son
        
        No repetition, or else you'll feel my wrasse
        
        vamos @elbeknomiss | 1 May '09, 16:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Nice one, you little scamp-i
        
        Two lovebirds on a perch
        Something smells fishy
        
        ashstreath85 @vamos | 2 May '09, 00:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - These puns are Cod awful
      
      but I'm laughing so hard that I might pull a mussel. Oh my, I'm on a shoal here.
      
      Erebus | 17 Jun '11, 23:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Quitting Prawn
      
      Oh_Shangri-La | 17 Jun '11, 23:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - THREADBASS
      
      diabetic_lucifer | 17 Jun '11, 23:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - this needs to end now
      
      LEAVING CODFERENCE
      
      iamwiggy | 18 Jun '11, 01:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - *fishplums
      
      fuck_this_band | 18 Jun '11, 02:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - These puns are rEELy awful
      
      you guys really need to pull trout the punches if you want to improve it.
      
      StormJH | 18 Jun '11, 04:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - this thread is solid gold fish
      
      pieces_of_reece | 19 Jun '11, 10:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - 30,009 people viewed this thread in 2012
      
      sean | 7 Jan '13, 13:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - wow
        
        colon_closed_bracket @sean | 7 Jan '13, 13:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Fish / Drivers
      
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