Post three statements about yourself. Only one is true. Other users guess. EASY. See example:

1) I first shoplifted aged 5 years old. COntinued until I was 12 and was never caught.
2) I have a scar on my face from being beaten up by by the brother of a man I sent down whilst acting as foreman of the jury in Canterbury Crown Court.
3) I silently chant Smiths' lyrics during sex as a method of prologning / delaying orgasm.