'A stalker who threatened to kill Little Britain's David Walliams was allowed to "marry" the star in a mock ceremony on her mental ward. Sarah Bartholomew, 29, has now changed her name by deed poll to Sarah Walliams - with the blessing of staff at the hospital where she is sectioned indefinitely. The ex-veterinary nurse marked the event with a "reception" in her room. And she now introduces herself to everyone as 37-year-old Walliams' wife.
'Nurses at Kneesworth House Hospital, near Royston, Herts, helped her fill out the deed poll papers and post off a £33 fee. They are said to have feared legal action if they refused. One astonished cop said: "Bartholomew really believes she's married to David. Everyone is told to call her Mrs Walliams. She held a ceremony on her ward at which she was both vicar and bride. And she toasted the 'union' with a soft drink" - The Sun. That's mental. Utterly insane. She's flipped her lid...Little Britain is rubbish.
"I'd rip off your pants in a sexual frenzy, you can have me how you want, I'm ever so bendy" - What Miss Bartholomew/Mrs Walliams wrote to her beloved.