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as I suck.
Give me advice. It's gonna have to be some MMA thing innit. Right? Who wants some?
but I could impress myself in the mirror
I'm well bad at it.
I'm 6 ft 5 and 15 stone. So most people never want to step up. Suits me. If they were to step up then I would be found out pretty quickly.
You might lose the first few but, if you want to survive, you'll learn fast.
That scares me.
There's also a book called "The Fence" about fighting mentality, which is actually more about how to talk people out of it, or take advantage if you get attacked. Not about being a shitbag 'natch...
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as in tufty hair
YOU'VE RUINED IT NOOOOOOOW
I have broad shoulders
It was all gowman's fault.
crazy visions when im sat day dreaming and i go through lots of fight moves in all different circumstances and then i put them into practice if needs be or if im just wrestling with friends.
I'm glad you don't have access to fire arms!
I don't even understand fighting. Like someone says "yeah I had a fight last night". So how did it start? Pushing and shoving or what? And how did it end. did one of you just go "oooh that hurt, I give in" or what? Does the other person have to be knocked out? I honestly don't understand. And what do you say after you've won "that'll teach you, now don't do it again". I mean, really, I don't actaully get it. Maybe that's the main worry... not knowing how to act and making a tit out of yourself, more than getting wacked in the face...
(mainly as a witness)
You push and shove each other whilst giving simple verbal provocations such as "come on then!" until someone kindly breaks it up. Then you claim you would've battered him.