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Sun in Pleb Caricature Frenzy!
Just a little bit. So that makes it ok.
AH'LL EAT YOU WHOLE
"A 68-strong team of medics delivered Leanne’s triplets last year, costing the NHS £200,000.
She now dresses them just one day a week when she goes out to collect her dole money. "
and yet she still doesn't have the "time" to feed her kids properly? Jesus wept.
whenever she has to put her shoes on
"I chew the food first so they can eat it because they haven’t got any teeth yet."
"Anyway they don’t always have junk food — sometimes I cook a microwave meal."
"Leanne steers away from healthy foods in case it makes her tots anorexic."
I admire her logic.
I'd like to meet the blind, deaf and dumb father. He must have been having a bad day when he meet her.
having a healthy balanced diet is a one way ticket to eating disorder-ville
BUT she also feeds them McDonald's everyday.
Hmmm. Do McDonald's deliver?
i dont even eat my fruit elevenses anymore. i'm wasting away
dont tell me you wouldn't do her
*sound of 68 people falling over*
it kicks of act 3 of my screenplay
just looking at the size of her.
Might run round the office.
for intervention by social services?
he took a burger king crown we had in the room for some reason, crossed out burger, wrote WOTSIT and forced me to wear it for the rest of the night.
i fucking love Wotsits is what i was saying
although it is the sun, it seems slightly over-the-top geared towards making her look like a right wanker.
Then again look at the state on her. Yuk
I mean of course the Sun are taking an angle and making it sound as bad as possible but it does seem pretty evident she isn't feeding her kids the healthy balanced diet that they need. And obviously that's a bit worrying.
she's not in tip-top shape like is she so i guess you can assume shes not gonna be piling on the carrots for her kids....
she's not fit to be bringing up kids
have you seen how half and half all her kids are? probably gets more benefits if the dad is an immo right? They should rename her Helena Handcart, cos thats where this cuntrys going!!!!?
She now dresses them just one day a week when she goes out to collect her dole money.
She should be fucking ashamed of herself
How did anyone find out in the first place? Was there some newsdesk intern wasting his lunch break in the queue behind her or something?
and the kids were sitting on her knee.
AND THERE WERE ROOM FOR LIKE 2 KIDS ON EACH LEG.
to think that someone fucked that thing in order to make those kids...must have been a lot of rummaging around to find that hole. I can imagine it took a long time to conceive due to the poor man fucking rolls of flab thinking it was her minge.
Okay Sport, you're overstimulated. Let's just have a calm down, eh?
the comments in this thread are possibly worse than the ones on the sun site.
From tedious newspapers for tedious people to get not actually upset about.