- no selflove in the living room, bathroom or, god forbid, the kitchen
- don't just flob out onto the floor of your bedroom where i might have to stand in it
- headphones on
- close the fucking door
- never tell me you're "going for a toss", especially not when i'm about to have my tea
this is all reasonable common sense stuff right? not something you should have to explain to a man in his mid to late twenties? i hate you so much Jack... i wanna live with girls again.