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how would you spend your last few days?
comedy answers more welcome than sappy ones, btw.
a terrible but just revenge.
i'd dance around the world. dancing with two french people exactly like this:
but with hair like that, he doesn't need it.
i'd probably just pull the curtains, lay about sighing and cough alot into a hanky.
Ah, Mr Goddard. His films make me feel incredibly uncool with my life.
paying like £14 an hour to watch daytime tv on one of those stupid combi-phone-tv-internet cash vacuums they have above the beds now
Drown in brown sauce most likely.
with the man of my dreams (he would come and go when I want my own company)
we'd have a waiter, I'd call him Jarvis
and shitload of really loud rock
(and haribo golden bears/starmix and some chocolate frijj please, oh and scones, lots of scones with real devon clotted cream and jam)
you'd be horribly ill, firstly do you really think a bath of champagne would be such a good idea, and secondly would the man of your dreams be willing to be exposed to a potentially deadly virus?
Ask yourself that lady.
like this http://www.popularpages.net/pics/fat-woman_4_2061_si.jpg
drink stupid amounts, play computer games and listen to music, or if it's sunny play football somewhere. Yep, for the whole week. I might see memebers of my family, maybe.
im abit worried, a guy on the train back from london tonight was more sick than i've ever seen someone be sick (seemed like a respectable person too) if ever there were an illness that could wipe out humanity thats what I expect it would be like
for most morbid post ever posted. xo
then i'd smoke it while banging a really hot woman. if needed i'd rob a bank in order to finance all of this.
you'd die in a fog of shame
with some other things in a tortilla wrap.
might as well have swallowed cyanide eh?
err. i just got my loan in and i get paid in a few days. i'd go to heathrow and get a flight somewhere far away, somewhere hot. depending on where it went to (major city/remote town) i'd either party it up or chill out. yeahhh.
And infect the fuck out of them.
I would post about it a lot on here. And so would you all you bunch of liars. For 'I would rob a bank and sleep with a hot woman' read 'I would start a thread on the social board'.
You're in the dayshift now.
Answer: I'd moan about having the flu, then go to some isolation booth or something. I'd make a will and plan my own funeral. Then I'd die of the flu.
you're in the dayshift now"
propping up the NHS since 1994
update everyone on Facebook/Myspace, when no1 seems that bothered die not of flu but of the shame
just smoke brown for a week.
into making my album, die and acheive critical success 30 years later, Nick Drake style.