Right, since September my flatmates have been pestering me to get a facebook account and I've told so many fucking times I do not want one. They've offered me to make me one, and I've told them time and time again that I do not want a fucking facebook account. Now I've just had a knock on my door from one of them informing me that they've only gone and made me a fucking facebook account. Seriously what the fuck is this shit? How dare they. I have to go out in 10 minutes and have a look at it and they're genuinely expecting me to be really happy and grateful about it. How do I politely tell them that actually all those times I said I didn't want a facebook account I was actually being serious without offending them.