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seriously it does work
There has to be.
I read something in an NG about this recently, actually. I could recall it in enough detail to say what if I weren't uh, you know.
including tooth rot
all this detox bullshit is a load of new age babble. The best thing you can do is just hydrate yourself and have a warm shower which will deal with the symptoms at least.
no pain no gain
Anyway, I only had one glass of beer. I don't know how I'm this bad off from it.
Yeah, I've been wanting to get a lovely, clearing shower but I haven't been able to move much/stand up for a long period. I only even had one smallish glass of beer; this is pretty absurd.
I'm impressed, rookie.
I thought I'd progressed a level up from my old lightweightedness, too. It makes no sense. I've felt better mornings after being much drunker.
are you a pygmy?
You take a glass of nearly frozen, unstrained tomato juice. You plop a couple of oysters in there and you drink it down. Breathe deeply. Next you take a mound and I mean a mound of sweetbreads sauteed with some Canadian bacon and chestnuts. Finally some biscuits, big biscuits, smothered in gravy. Now here's where it gets tricky, you're gonna need some anchovies.
then, carefully wrap a cucumber in razorwire and insert it into yourself. After that, gently season a raw egg with some raw chili and black pepper, and then snort it off a work surface. Finally, squeeze a mixture of lemon and tequila into your eye.
That should at least take your mind off the hangover.
You're both evil.
Did you come up with that razorwire thing yourself? You especially.
I tell you what though, I did a tequila suicide one 'morning after'. Sorted me right out.
they seems to work well for me and multivitamin drinks
(well today for you) get yourself another beer. Puts me right.
Also, all I have is champagne that didn't get used last night. What am I even going to do with a full bottle of champagne and no opportunities?
get drunk, forget about everything.
but I have a stupid potluck to go to tonight and also will only end up hungoverer.
he's speaking sense for once.
I'm at my most nihilistic. I'm reviewing an album which basically sounds like porno funk. I didn't realise this when I asked to review it. I thought it would be a g-funk/soul type of thing.
I was going to congratulate you in email, but you know. Coughcoughcough.
and who are yuo reviewing for?
i normally wake up really early from dehydration so then i drink loads of water and sleep again, waking up later with little or no hangover.
or have another drink, it gets rid of all the symptoms of a hangover. for me anyway. BUT BUT BUT then you have to drink shit loads of water and eat loads of food, this means that the delayed hangover shouldn't arrive. sadly you can only do this if you have nothing important to do during the day...
I only got about 4 hours of sleep; I was astonished. I didn't realize you dehydration could wake you up, really.
in which i drink and drink and drink and drink and it feels good but nothing can seem to quench my thirst so i just have to keep drinking and drinking and drinking. then i'll wake up and have a glass of water and be happy.
getting out of bed early is easier if i've been drinking the night before.
and cos alcohol stops you getting 'real' sleep you wake up early having not slept properly. fail.
if i havent drunk water after a night out, the minute Im finnally sobering up/entering the early stages of hangoverritus then I wake up and instantly run for the taps, I tend to drink 3 - 7 glasses then fall asleep (albeit feeling a bit bloated) then waking up feeling fine, if I DONT do this as soon as I wake up or dont wake up at all (Trying to forget about it/deadly amounts of alcohol) then I will feel like shit all day
especially twisters, but seriously ice cream is unbelievably effective
you should've taken an allergy pill last night and you wouldn't be in this position.
(Tbf, I didn't think I'd be in this position anyway. One beer!)
It was just a glass over dinner with a friend.
you must be the cheapest person to get drunk ever!
And I still got most o' my brain cells.
to be honest :P
i love it, tho it can be hard to actually get it all down. cooking it would be a bitch too, which is why i i always go out to get it.
also, coffee is a bad plan. so is a strong cup of tea and so is coke. they'll dehydrate you more. drink shit loads of juice.
also the very thought of a full english makes me personally feel a bit nauseous
i have to admit that i had a can of coke when i woke up slightly hungover today
the reason it seems good is cos the sugar and caffeine wakes you up
but, you know, it's obviously not going to do the job like water