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And the last time was when I was 6 :(
I think about 11 and it was 2months ago but I DONT like to brag, im just drunk and will regret this INSTANTLY
I'm having sex right now, hang on a minute...
suck my strawberry!
i mean, every time the question comes up i have to go through chronologically and work it out.
this isn't a boast, it's less than 10. it's just i can't remember whether it's 7, 8, 9, or maybe is 10.
is this odd? do people generally know their number?
because im sure people often forget some
i mean, the definition is usually full sex, but often you can do other things and not have full sex but it can be a lot more intimate and fun than someone who you do go all the way with.
it's a silly thing to think about really.
everyone knows god's a he*
That's gotta be an 8/10, maybe even a 9
could have been tonight. sort of glad i didn't. last time was a few weeks ago.
Or you simply are just a cunt.
and you're talking to her like this. You've got troubles.
With a beak welded on to seperate the granny lips and prawn eyes
Definately lost now.
Lies aren't clever, smutbasket.
Bored now. BYE.
some dude pretending to be a 29 year-old who lives with his parents and has never kissed a girl? C'MON, remove the mask
Get off your perch and eat your cuttlebone
are a cunt.
Earlier today. Longterm girlfriend, innit.
only one to answer seriously fail
oh yeah. well 17 i can name, theres probably 2 ish more i cant. theyll probably spring back into my mind later with an "aha oooooh yeah i wiped that from my memory"
and last time was November....:(
How does that work?
but the last time was over a decade ago
all the time
she was troll. :(
if you had posted this earlier in the day I would have been totally quizzing you about it a couple of hours ago.
you left this out of your 'weekend news'...
Moment of fatigue/weakness I think!
did she have a moustache?
Not one as good as mine!
I met her on the nightbus and stupidly gave her my number and told her what road i lived on. She rang when she was outside.
:( :( :( :(
nightbus booty call! Good thing she wanted to sex your face and not rob your house, anyway.
I wouldve probably suffocated.
I just meant thatthis morn ing was my last time. Thanks anyway though ! XD
get it tony, i said his arsehole still hurts, as if he's gay
The reviews are handy ;)
Be careful because if the receptionist says that 'you will have to discuss that with the lady in the room' she probably means that all that is on offer is for the girl to massage you, oral with a condom and standard sex!
Makes you wonder what the fuck the guy who wrote this guide was expecting!
Three hundred billion minutes ago.