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In terms of the opposite sex and looks.
how much can you get away with?
I say oddly 'cos I don't generally do too well with women but the ones that show an interest tend to be ones I'd perceive as "above my weight".
but, y'know, figuratively.
like some cushion for the pushing eh?
some love handles to hold onto?
My friend was telling me tonight that she'd found some humongous nobs on youporn.
She's gonna send me links. Just for lols though obviously. Apparently they're the size of her arm and go off like a fireman's hose. ewww.
it's pretty mental
no one can spunk that much baby seed though
don't you read comments on porn sites? jeez.
I haven't been on youporn since my mate arrived in the country (banned where he lives) and put in 'midget sex'.
I had to watch a dwarf being spit-roasted.
Yes, thanks for that.
not species, but yeah.
I'd say the only person comes close to extremely funny on here is the stand up, Riotous and Revered, but he hasn't been on here in aaaaaggggggeeeeeesss.
It's the effing truth, and Gods be damned if it isn't. KiK is a funny dude, no doubt about it, but RAR is still very funnier. Though I'm also quite partial to the Bumbler's drink-addled musings, and find his abstract implementation of turns of phrase uncommon on the net to be hilarious. Of course, I'm no slouch myself, but I wouldn't say I'm lol funny. More 'Oh, yeah, that makes me smile. For a bit.'
A hell of a lot if you've got confidence I'd say.
she was probably heavier than me
the rest have all been skinny little things and much prettier than me
... Joke writes itself, really.
so it's a definite possibility
You see an okay looking guy with an incredible looking girl and you think "Good for him". You see an unimpressive girl and a handsome bloke together, you think "Why's he wasting his time with her?"
if there's a HUGE gulf in class
I couldn't cope going out with someone out of my league, I'm insecure enough as it is without knowing people are thinking stuff like that
but then you get "why to fuck do you always go with the ugly ones. you can do better lad" which is a massive boast to the auld confidence.
this is not a regular occurrence
Not everyone's as lowbrow/superficial/inwardly disgusting/whichever it is as that.
not in term of looks, in terms of the important things. (Tbf, actually in terms of looks also, but I wouldn't bother mentioning that alone because obvs it's superficial.) He's from out-of-state and hasn't had much luck meeting people since moving here for school.
for this one particular girl.
didn't end well (obviously, seeing as i'm not with her now), but it was tops fun while it lasted.
i dunno, while it's true that often people who are similar levels of "attractiveness" tend to stick together, there's a whole lot of luck. you make your own luck, too. if you're going to create an unloveable personality, don't be surprised when it don't get loved, init
that's a thom yorke at his mid 90s most arrogant quote, that is
Everyone is fair game
Goodlooking girls are out of my league
called Shotgun The Hot One. We'll make slightly sexist indie rock, but if we get popular the girls will pull us, because we'll be really really arrogant and famous.
i really do think the girls i get are beautiful, both on the inside and out, yet i think i can probably do better.
i will die alone and cold in the end though, don't worry.
I've been told I look a bit like Jack Black and I know I can't afford to be that choosy...
i do quite well. most of my girlfriends seem to be quite out of my league, especially my current one. i guess im Burnley.
like if a couple met then start seeing each other they are probably gonna be in similar leagues, where as if they got together after knowing each other personality will have had a chance to play a bigger role
in that i'm dating someone who is not only way better than me in every department (we're talking her = top table Premiership and me = wheezing Sunday League) but she somehow seems to like me too.
i think it was my pact with Satan. Try that maybe.
i had to look to, like, the other side of the earth. So.)
and often a little below it.
I smiled at a beautiful redhead on the tube today. She was reading The Lovely Bones and wearing brown boots. I had given my seat up for her, and then next stop sat on the one opposite her when it became free. She smiled back at me, which took me by surprise. I literally couldn't stop grinning when I got off and she turned her head to watch me walk away. She was definitely way out of my league. Still got it, just don't know how to use it.
The closest I've come to pussy in the last four months is when I walked past an all-girls primary sch...
You know what? I can't do it anymore. I can't make paedophile jokes anymore. Who knows who's listening/monitoring?
"to the cute indie guy who gave up his seat for me who got off at Highbury & Islington, gutted i didn't do anything more than smile back at you. Drink?"
And I'm not indie. I hope. Actually, maybe a little, to the outside eye.
and i suppose i should of said "80s hardcore! guy" or something, hehe.
I dunno, I was kinda hungover, so maybe I was seeing things. It's like guys in deserts who see mirages of oases.
You should put that as a reply in the paper
smooth chocolate covering a crispy centre.
I guess it's because I lack confidence and completely dismiss my chances immediately, if the girl in question is mega hot. These more attractive girls are just eye candy for me, I never think that me and them getting anywhere could ever be realistic.
Confidence game, innit.