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you can come up with a foolproof plan to get me out of going to wolverhampton tonight.
within the next 45 mins.
one where i still get to "live" please.
but I've forgotten it again now.
have you got a car? do you know how to break someones arm?
You could lose your passport again, that might work
Maybe d&d so you just get banged up overnight. Probably best to do this in a small village with a local bobby.
unfortunately i'll not be able to get it to you for around 50 minutes.
Ham up your injuries (if you actually get any)
Worst case - you spend some time in A&E, it'll be too late to go tinhgt, and you therefore have to spend less time in W'hampton
that way, they get better next week and it's relief all round.
you'd feel like a total cunt
Or get your parents (or grandparents) to announce a surprise visit to London. It'd be rude not to meet them.
I was going to give blood around midday on the Friday, and then be overcome with 'faintness' sometime around 4pm, resulting in no trip but for a noble cause. It's pretty much flawless if you don't mind looking like a right woofter.
I didn't do it in the end
but i didnt go to give blood
I'm keeping it for future trips
Forget you ever saw this post
or you will get sacked.
i can tell you how to break your foot if you're interested?
it isn't too particularly painful either.
and make sure you land with all your weight on your foot and roll that foot underneath you in a really awkward way.