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has not, to my knowledge, had lunch all week.
the man is an efficient machine.
you beat me to it.
oh that. no, its not the same thing.
German office worker, Borris Kartoffel enjoys working like clockwork until he gets a new job at a chaotic office. Will he be able to keep his work regieme or will his hilarious new colleauges finally get him to chill out.
Starting semi-paedo Chris Langham
German office drone Wolfgang Ada is ultra efficient at his job, but one sip of bear sends him into a disorganised frenzy where he can't stop mentioning the war. Can he manage to not get fired when his colleagues insist on spiking his drinks with booze?
Starring that bloke from London's Burning in the early 90s that was also in Grange Hill.
German office duo Peter Hun and Vanessa Only have a secret romance but their uptight German ways forbid them from messing aroud with eachotehr at work. How long can the couple manage to keep their hands off eachother before they end up getting caught in a compromising position?
Starring Andy Craine and Phillipa Forrester
Captain Moron is the captain of a cruise liner, however when a group of Germans get on board he can't stop mentioning the wars, mass genocide and their inability to laugh. People then call him, um moron.
Starring some English people pretending to be German.
OOOOO! I'VE BLOWN MY MIND
and people wearing hats wot with spikes on the top.
And eating sausage.
I'm talking about the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation, as ruled by the Habsburgs from Vienna. BOF
and one night he came into the pub, I went over and asked if he would like to sit with us. He said no, drunk four pints in an hour at the bar and then went home. Drinking efficency.
Each pint would have been drunk at exactly the same rate, taking exactly the same time.
emptying a cathether every three pisses is more efficent.
emptied his bag out onto the floor under his table. I was equally disgusted and upset for the old fella. (excuse the pun)
and some drunk guy shat himself whilst in this bar we were in, the stench was so bad, it really did make your eyes water. I don't think I've ever been so embarassed for someone else in my life, although the situation was made slightly easier by the fact I'd been drinking all day.
Just stay in there with a brown trout in his pants?
And then he fell off his stool. A couple of people went to rescue him after his fall, I bet carrying him was a lovely job. Everyone was so glad he was leaving though, the smell really was shocking. The guy was blatantly very drunk, so that's probably why he didn't move at first.
bloody hell, how big was his shit?
I'm hoping that it happens again, so I can lick it all up next time. I feel that was an opportunity wasted. NOM NOM NOM.
Now there's efficient thinking.
Some are mass murdering fuckheads.