Government guidelines currently recommend drinking 8 cups of water a day. They are also quite keen on the fact that we should also all be having 5 portions of fruit or veg, every day.
Well, 2 cups of water makes me piss every 30 minutes, and all that fruit and veg means I'm farting like a trooper.
You're worried about the budget and the credit crunch, yeah?
I'm worried that Gordon Brown just wants me to piss and shit myself.
I m th chnnl.