Government guidelines currently recommend drinking 8 cups of water a day. They are also quite keen on the fact that we should also all be having 5 portions of fruit or veg, every day.

Well, 2 cups of water makes me piss every 30 minutes, and all that fruit and veg means I'm farting like a trooper.

You're worried about the budget and the credit crunch, yeah?

I'm worried that Gordon Brown just wants me to piss and shit myself.

Discuss.

1st attmpt.

I m th chnnl.