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I'm quids (£100.96) in. Cheers, you big-eyebrowed weirdo!
4, count them, 4 different types of gravy.
When I tried it this morning.
Shit ain't it. They're just moving money around to look like they're doing some. I would imagine this will be wiped out as I think I've underestimated my fuel useage.
Thankyou Darling...that'll be all.
Now I don't need to worry about not getting a pay rise this year. What with deflation as well I'm going to be living like a king.
Wow. Business opportunity perhaps? Flog ciabatta and french sticks to Cliff and Richard.
We have all sorts of Italian delis and stuff but no straight-up barmcake baker.
Both are in rows of terrace houses. For bread products they sell brown or white tin loaves or barmcakes. That's it. Having said that, they taste amazing.
that's ATP sorted.
WE'RE ALL THATCHER'S CHILDREN
Didn't you get the memo?
£750. BANG in your face
Just shy of £1k. BANG. In your face.
and now being done in by the budget. Fucking brilliant.
(KiK - that's £1.78 p/w)
Surprised it says I'll be paying less income tax and NI. Whatever.
£100 is worthless.
i dunno, i was -£10 on booze or summat too
but not enough to make a tangible difference really.
Delighted that child tax credits have been increased by £20 per year. Or 38p per week.
or 1.3 rice cakes.
maybe I'll just give up smoking instead.
should get a reasonable pay rise + a bonus too.
C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y'all
if i stop smoking £130
but i have no idea how many litres of petrol my £40 pw buys me.
This is big news, that's about 6 Double Decker Choc bars
your stomach explode.
I'm going to buy a bankrupt lower league team for a pound, and sell it for a fiver. PROFIT
As a couple +£179.03.
Which means I'm financially carrying this relationship, damnit!
But this is for the next year or so, what about all the years after that when this is all going to have to get paid back?
£8.80 is because i cohabit and get a tax credit. what? am i not cohabbitting living with my gf?
FIVE WHOLE POUNDS.
I might buy some plush toilet roll.
£106 extra big ones in my pocket this year.
Don't worry, i'll buy you a pint at ATP, poor man.
Owing solely to my vices, if i was sober and had full use of my lungs i'd be rolling in it... which i would be anyway!
I put down three packs a week and (an admittedly conservative) 25 pints and I'm still making money. Score!
As I suspected, it means nothing to me.
I've gained money from the income tax!