So today I got an email from my mum. This is the entire thing:

"How was the Lakeland oven cleaner?"

No greeting, no question of how I may be doing/not doing, not even a single kiss or hug. Do these things fade out as you get older? Is it like bedtime stories, one day you just don't get kisses/greetings anymore, and that's it for life?

What is other people's parents' email etiquette like? I'm worried that it's just all downhill from here.