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Well? Shall I book the day off? I'm gonna angel cabrera you motherfuckers.
I'm going to Ian Baker-Finch your ass.
Mike Weir little friend.
If you're, like, good and stuff, that's a disadvantage.
last time I played pitch and putt I got beaten by a girl and nearly killed a squirrel
The pitching and the putting are the hardest parts.
Oh, and the driving. I'm pretty good at ironplay though!
or is it possible that if you're appaulingly bad that you may not embarrass yourself...
(not self-referential, at all).
The other two, a little less so. We're not THAT bad though. We just find it very hard to actually complete a round.
at the minute I sway from hitting the ball as sweet as a nut (1 out of 10)to then either missing it completely or slicing it widly (9 out of 10). I also learned that, prior to last weekend, I had been holding the club wrong for a left hander.
McIlroy is shitting himself.
with a sportsperson's status update!
Chris Hoy is scratching his balls.
and I'm notoriously awful at any kind of sport.
Can I play?
I'd have to borrow someone's clubs. How do you play this game again? I'm okay on the Wii.
without the chalk.
during the world championships I always hanker for a game.
I've heard of Golf, but this sounds much more interesting.
without the cushions.
Who's actually playing. I'm in if the majority of people really are shit.
I could caddy too!
Boris Becker is eating with his mouth open.
i cant play golf. i'm not taking a day off work. and i cant be bothered.
YOU SHOULD PLAY IF I DO!
This date is fine by me. Are we still aiming for somewhere around the leafy Berkshire/Hampshire border? And, at the risk of attempting to herd some cats whilst nailing some jelly to a wall, exactly how many people are in on this?
happened to your insistence that golf was a bourgeois pursuit for the landed gentry?
Actually you convinced me last time by telling me it wouldn't matter if I couldn't play. :D
I reckon I might start a group or something. Bar theludditewarn I think we're all in to social networking, something actually might get sorted.
I'll send thewarn a telex nearer the time to let him know what's been organised...
I'm disgusted with myself
I do it all the time myself.
I 'te myself sometimes
Only is it's a capital first two letters though. Berkshire don't mean shit to me.