1 mug of tea tipped over on the kitchen counter, scolding, my legs, and shorted the microwave. I thought I had stemmed the flow as i mopped up the floor and the front of the worktop...all ofa sudden it started seeping from under the cabinet...the tea had gone behind the cabinet down the wall and i can't reach it...i opened teh kitchen cabinets and its all over my food, cutlery and pans!!!! and it's seeped into the side of the laminate in the floor...that's milk!!! and i can't get it out!!! will that rot?????
I have to wash my entire kitchen out for one fuckign cup of tea!!!!
I am now drinking a bottle of vodka instead..with digestives