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somehow managed to get with
(I would make a joke about punching above his weight, but in this case that would be very hard.)
This'd be put me off her.
he's pretty funny?
OR MAYBE THEY JUST LIKE EACH OTHER YOU SHALLOW BASTARD!
and she is welcome to him
And I thought he was gay. I know nothing. PS she has a leathery face
are you having a laugh? she wouldn't even catch your eye. she's rough.
Feels like stuffing.
P.s. I still think Corden has a spark...he's just not utilizing it well.
her early days in two pints were her best, long greasy hair in a tight ponytail, awful tracksuits...phworr.
she is my guilty pleasure.
"Since they parted James has been linked to a string of women including singer Lily Allen, model Agyness Deyn and ex-EastEnder Natalie Cassidy."
I mean she's photogenic and looks the part of a model, sure, but she's not very fanciable. I doubt she ranks high on many men's "most fancied female" lists.
given your postings, you would probably shag a scarecrow with a hole around the midrift.
The criteria which a potential fuck buddy needs to meet is as intricate as medieval weaving techniques.
Seriously...I'm notoriously picky.
he's got a face and a HALF
how do you go from Agyness Deyn to Sonia from Eastenders?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
they're both fat
IS SHE REALLY GONNA TAKE HIM HOME TONIGHT?