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now he can get shot of 2 kids, and remain safe in the knowledge that he's been getting paid to pump a former beauty queen
frank maus is my new hero
the one where a man was caught having sex with a goat, so the village elders made him MARRY THE GOAT.
That one was pretty much the best ever.
Though my favourite was the completley made up story about Paris Hilton pleading with poor Indian farmers to stop letting elephants drinking home made rice beer though because they got drunk..rampaged and killed people..amazing
Though the Iranians hiring wookies to be snipers today is up there.